草莓奖得主之逃工日记

很不幸的，一直以为演技很棒的我，竟然会败在这个韩国supervisor 身上，insun yu......

话说有一天早上，外面下着毛毛细雨，懒惰的我带着沉重的心情起身，刷牙，洗脸，脑里在盘算着要不要去上班，要怎样自编自导自演。。。。。上回头疼，这次又哪里不舒服呢？带着犹疑的心情，我决定由上天决定， 拿了以每两块的硬币（加币两块是coin), 结果上天决定我不用去！其实也是自欺欺人，因为我一定会扔到我要的那一面为止。哈哈！ 接着讯速的打开电脑，发个email 如下：

hey alberto,

I am sorry to tell you that I am quite sick today so I think I can't make it to the lab today. Hope I can turn up tommorow if everything's fine. I am going to see a doctor later on and hopefully I will be fine soon. I hate flu!!

Cheers,
Chong

连续发了两封，一封给我的gay supervisor, alberto, 一封给我的韩国supervisor, insun yu .
接着我就继续躲进被窝里，睡到11点多，睡到饿醒，真是幸福哦。哈哈。 那天一连看了三部电影：traffic, syriana, 雷洛。一天的假日就这样过去了。。。

第二天也不得不收拾心情去上班了。。。 先整理好心情，一直想像自己生病似的（以为自己演技很好）。结果去到lab, 见到那个gay佬，就随便大个招呼，对白也是我意料的：
gay Lao: hey, chong, how r u doing?still feeling good?
Cy: oh, feeling a lot better now, i was so sick yesterday.. having some flu..
gay lao: oh i see, take care o.

接着另外一个同事又来，他是英国人，

chris: hey chong, how is it going? r u feeling ok now?
CY: yeah, i m doing good here.
chris: you should go home if you r still not feeling well
CY(心想：yeah, i still very sick, i think i need to go!!!): oh no, i m feeling a lot better now. thanks for asking.

过了两关，以为可以瞒天过海，睡不止。。。。。

insun: hey chong, how izit going? u sick yest? r u ok now?
CY: ermm, yeah, better, got some mild fever yesterday, feeling bad...
insun: orh. i see, u sure u sick?u din fake it?
CY(shock!!!!!!!! n laugh): errmm......
insun: it is ok if you fake it.....
CY: reali?
insun: yeah, i dun mind, （在旁淫笑,在想：死仔。你逃不过我那对法眼~~~~~）
CY: reali, reali, hahahahahhahaha..... 不知道可以说什么，借故走开了。。。。。

太丢脸了，我周详的计划竟然个这个韩国女人破坏了，把那个烂影帝奖办给我啦，真地想找个洞钻进去。。。。。演技有待进步。。。。。。